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Bezirksblätter Innsbruck

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KOSCHUHS KASTL

Die wöchentliche BezirksBlätter-Innsbruck-Kolumne von Markus Koschuh
redaktion.innsbruck@regionalmedien.at

Welcome in 6020,
lovely tourists!

As a Burger of this town I
would like to say thanks a

lot Herr Kompott for your
journey to us. The last two
years were not easy for us
because you left no money in
the town. Here are the Top-3
„To Dos“ if you want to leave
money in Inns‘bruck and

help us to stopf the hole in

the Innsbruck-budget and our
moneybags: Take one of the so
called „Stadtradln“ and drive
through the Maria-Theresien-
Avenue. If it is after 10.30, our
police or our special forces, the
so called „MÜG“ will punish
you, and you will leave 25 Euro
Or SO via „Organstrafmandat“.
You want to REALLY see the
Golden Roof? Take your camping bus and camp directly

in front of the Golden Roof

in the Old Town. Your car will
be schlepped up —- this costs
about 300 Euros. Thank you. If
you really want to support us
and leave really a lot of money
in town: Buy an Innsbrucker
wohnung - but therefore you
should be a millionaire. And:
if you are a millionaire ... well
how shall I say: After the buying of he innsbruck-flat you
are no millionaire anymore ...

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